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Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest to cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.

Vape Blends

Happy Valley vape blends are created from ultra-refined distillate oil and a blend of  live terpenes extracted from multiple fresh plants using our proprietary extraction method.

Apple Zauce

Presenting Apple Zauce: a tantalizing fusion of crisp apple and velvety Gelato varietals, unified into a balanced aroma profile. This blend combines the refreshing bite of Granny Smith apples with the compatible tartness of tropical fruits like guava and passion fruit for a burst of sweetness. The exhale is rounded out by creamy bread pudding and subtle spices, leaving behind the sensation of indulging in a decadent apple cobbler with every draw.

Blood Orange Blossom

A carefully crafted combination of 5 different cultivars, this blend combines the sweetness of ripe blood oranges with herbal undertones, arranging a delightful mosaic of layers. The initial impression reveals an undoubtedly sweet and piney character, but on the exhale delicate undertones of lavender and herbal tea emerge, bringing a touch of floral elegance to the mix. Balanced, nuanced, and bespoke; Blood Orange Blossom is inspired by the ephemeral quality of flowers.

Butter Breath

Introducing “Butter Breath,” a cannabis vape experience that invites you to explore a rich tapestry of flavors, congruently blended from distinct strains to deliver a robust profile. It embodies a fusion of creamy, musky, and subtly peppery features that place this blend firmly on the earthy side of the spectrum. Multi-dimensional and versatile, this flavor shows off sweet, nutty, and light garlic notes in every breath.

Punchberry

Fruit and cheese are a compatible pair as old as time, and this harmony works brilliantly in cannabis-derived terpenes too. Punchberry is a lush combination of flavors that is fruit-forward, but with background elements of brie cheese and fresh pastries. A pinch of citrus tartness meets fruit punch, followed by a discrete note of funk that adds a sophisticated layer to this blend. A perfect accompaniment with a charcuterie board and a glass of wine.

Lime Wire

Lime Wire blasts your senses with freshly zested lime. Pungent and undeniably crisp, this vape flavor shows off sour and floral notes on the top, rounded out with skunky base notes. Download a hit of this one into your brain and see how loud it can get.

Limoncello Haze

The Limoncello Haze vape is an intensely citrus-forward flavor, characterized by lemon and tangerine. This is complimented by notes of fresh pine and asiago cheese. Terpinolene dominant, this vape profile is sharp and complex, but sweet on the finish like a digestif.

Grapevine

Grape lovers rejoice! Fresh off the vine, this blend is fruit-forward and juicy. A luscious mix of concord grapes, berries, and stone fruit meld together to create a profile that is so fruity it almost seems artificial. This is a rare beta-ocimene dominant terpene profile, and its complexity delivers a unique flavor experience that harkens back to our beloved Grape Diamonds. Relax and vape this grape fresh off the vine!

Tropical Daze

Tropical Daze captures a zesty, sour snapshot of tropical fruit enveloped in a layer of herbaceous spice. Passionfruit and pineapple meld with a skunky chemical spice that shakes the senses and warms the palette. This blend is a beta-caryophyllene dominant terpene profile, which manifests as the spice that strikes balance with the sour fruit, differentiating this original blend from other citrus profiles offered on our vape menu. Brighten up your daze with this citrusy tropical blaze!

Mellow Head 1:1

Mellow Head is a 1:1 CBD:THC ratio with a revamped take on its flavor. While Crescendo Temple remains the dominant terpene profile in this blend, it has been brightened up with whispers of clementine citrus and sweet bread. True to its name, this blend’s flavor and effect are mellow and pleasant. The balanced ratio of CBD to THC helps even out some undesirable effects of THC like anxiety, and ease tension. Perfect for socializing, walks in the sunshine, vinyl records and pancakes, any just about anything else with a mellow vibe.

Cake Walk

Cake Walk is the perfect union of overlapping flavors that reveal themselves layer by layer, like gently folding butter into dough. Lusciously creamy, nutty, and sweet, with hints of honeydew rind in the background. The essence of freshly baked pastries melds with a peppery tingle that leaves a warm and buttery sensation on the exhale. This rare blend is a limited release, so treat yourself to a little dessert before dinner and grab it before it’s gone.

Everglade OG

Experience the natural beauty of the Everglades with our signature “Everglade OG” cannabis vape oil. This carefully crafted extract offers a harmonious blend of flavors that transport your senses to a serene, earthy oasis. Immerse yourself in the gentle embrace of sweet earth, floral kush, and a touch of light vanilla that will elevate your vaping experience to new heights.

Sour Berry Breeze

Ahhhh, the flavor of sunshine. Sour Berry Breeze hits the palette with sour tropical fruit first, then glides off the tongue with a smooth, herbaceous accent. Kiwi, passionfruit, and raspberries join together to form a harmony not unlike the flavor of sweet tarts. As a beta-myrcene & caryophyllene dominant blend, it encourages relaxation and is a perfect complement to a sunny day in the Bay State.

Wicked Jam

Wicked Jam is as exotic as it is complex. Top notes of citronella and grapefruit arrest the senses first, which then blend into familiar notes of sage and a chemical musk. A sharp, floral perfume element adds a layer of intricacy, giving it an intriguing twist. The pleasant aftertaste of a fruit spread and cotton candy will keep you searching for the flavors within and coming back for more. Sweet and sour joining together in a wicked covenant of dynamic contradiction.

Funk Trunk

The funk delights and the funk delivers. Funk Trunk was inspired by the flavor profiles of the outliers in the world of cannabis: Cat Piss, the GMO’s, the Skunks, the ones that furrow your brow. This blend has a distinct chemical bite to it; sharp and pungent but with a hint of sweetness to smooth it out. Moldy cheese and ammonia impact the senses and demand a second impression. Truly cannabis at its most enigmatic. Are you bold enough to open up the trunk and find out what’s inside?

Galactic Warlock

Galactic Warlock is a blend of Galactic Warheads and Warlock OG. These two powerhouses come together to form a mystical mélange of sweet & sour candy and fermented tropical fruit. With undertones of pine and an unexpected cheesy musk, Galactic Warlock has a divine complexity that is out of this world.

Purple Paradox

The flavor of Purple Paradox invokes imagery of frosty purple nugs. A flutter of creamy citrus greets the senses first and is complimented with floral perfume. This melds with a peppery lavender-spice and a whisper of tropical fruits. This blend encapsulates the essence of purple and pays homage to infamous cultivars like Grandaddy Purple and Purple Urkle. A paradoxical synergy that feels foreign yet familiar at the same time.

Bananappeal

You can always make room for dessert! The Bananappeal blend is a delight to the senses. It is the combination of sweet, creamy, and dessert-forward cultivars that exemplify the smooth flavors that cannabis can offer. Cookies and cream coalesce with a subtle but floral essence of banana peel to create a deliciously decadent combination that feels buttery on the exhale. Go ahead, add two scoops of cookies and cream ice cream with your banana split.